Now You're Thinking With Pinkamena

[Petrichor]

... Okay, I couldn't think of a better title. But some of you will get the reference, and it's worth it for those people.

I want to do some threading! I like to thread. Threading is nice. I have muse coming out every orifice and I have nothing to use it on, so I figured I might as well put something on the plotting board.

Anyway, my characters! I shall tell you about them. In the following replies, because it'll be easier to track that way.

[Petrichor]

Stormheart

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For lack of a better word, Stormheart's life is... difficult. His brother is dead, his worst enemy is ruling his Clan, his girlfriend closest ally is mentally warped and far away, and he's taken a vow of silence so that Rackham can't get him to talk about anything he doesn't really want to say.

Stormheart is a snarky little bastard, but he's a good guy at heart, and will help others if they need it. He's currently living just within range of BloodClan to the point where he's nearly a loner, so cross-Clan threads are fine.

I've already plotted him with Redfang (is that his name?) for the latter's suicide thread, but I'd like for Stormheart to meet up with cats that he doesn't already know and that aren't going to die as soon as he meets them. He could definitely use some acquaintances, but enemies / rivals are fun to thread. Keep in mind that he's "mute", so blind cats will be unable to thread with him. (excepting Littlecloud, but she's special.)

Of course, he can't have a love interest, but feel free to flirt with him, he's such a Tsundere that any attempts to "seduce" him or even just toy with him would be hilarious. He's still not sure what he's supposed to do with emotions.


Current relationships:

Littlecloud: Twoo Wuv
Rackham: Mortal Enemy


(Wow. He literally knows like nobody else at the moment of this posting. That's sad. Maybe we should fix that, huh?)

[Petrichor]

Flowerfur

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She's the no-nonsense deputy of ThunderClan. She's good with kits, but not really anyone else. She's going to have a thread with Elmstar and an important role in the current ThunderClan - RiverClan cold war, but other than that? Nada. Zilch. She lives in ThunderClan, but meeting her on the border is quite possible; she holds to the code of "assume they need help before anything else."

She tries her best to be polite, even if lately she's seen the world with a pair of jaded glasses, but can you really blame the poor girl? Expect mostly formalities in cross-Clan threads and anxiety in internal Clan relationships; she's not used to her new role, even though she seems pretty good at it.

Leaders aren't allowed to have relationships, but I might allow that to change eventually. She'll never have kits, of course, but I wouldn't mind another forbidden romance subplot. I've grown more fond of those as time goes on if purely for crack shipping purposes.


Current Relationships:

Elmstar: Her leader, traitorous bastard, holds respect towards him.
Lionstar: Stupid old narcissist over in RiverClan who thinks that StarClan worships him

(Wow my characters have like two relationships each so far that needs to change)

[Petrichor]

Minnowpelt

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Oh, Minnowpelt. She's eternally stuck on the short-bus of life, and she's probably the only relatively happy cat I have. She's really loyal to RiverClan, which means no cross-Clan threads right now. She's the retarded daughter of the Clan manwhore Casanova, Frosttalon, and while they're plotted to have some father-daughter threads, I feel like she could get along better with what's currently going on.

Like I was saying before, Minnowpelt is... special. She's really happy, in that she's a kit at heart. No, really. She's eternally stuck at the day she was made an apprentice, she'll never grow up. Ever. She really wants to get along with everyone, but she's clumsy, as in sometimes she walks into walls. Repeatedly. She gets along the best in the water; it's there that she looks truly graceful and at peace, and when she can think the most. She's really more fish than cat.

If she started a relationship, it'd be pretty twisted; she'd want to make kits to better the Clan since she's pretty sure that Clans need kits and she'd be a great mother, but she wouldn't quite be sure how attraction or romance works, so she'd be a terrible mate. I think she and Pebblewing had a thing going before everyone seemingly left.


Current Relationships:

Frosttalon: Loving(?) father, she likes him a lot
Lionstar: She trusts the leader because the warrior code says so. She probably wouldn't like him as much otherwise.


(That makes three for three in that my cats have all of two relationships, one with Oakey as mun and one with Blizzy. That's sad. That's not to say that I'm not up to threading with you guys, just maybe with different characters. Maybe. Please. Yes.)