Mama Oak
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Post by Mama Oak on May 1, 2014 19:06:17 GMT -5
Another silly game. Simple, Person 1 makes a wish. Doesn't matter what. Person 2 responds, grants the wish, but then corrupts it. It can be in any silly way, no matter how implausible or what have you. Person 2 then makes their own wish and the game continues on and on. Example: Person 1: I wish I had a bouncy ball. Person 2: Granted! But the ball rolls into the forsaken, dust-bunny guarded darkness beneath your dresser. I wish I could fly!
I'll start — I wish I could make the writing stuff and not be a lazy-butt and actually make replies sometime soon. I kindly request the almighty, elusive muse!
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FENRIS
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Post by FENRIS on May 2, 2014 11:27:53 GMT -5
Granted! You get your muse but it never ends. You can't stop writing, it is consuming your life, you've lost sleep over it. All you can do is write because of this muse, nothing else can seem to push into this bubble of endless desire to write. Everyone is concerned, what is happening to Oakey? and now, the weather
I wish I had a Playstation 4!
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Petrichor
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Post by Petrichor on May 2, 2014 15:20:32 GMT -5
Granted, but no games will play on it. It is a useless hunk of plastic. Congrats.
I wish that I had free, unlocked fast wi-fi and unlimited battery life wherever I went there with my computer or phone or DS, with no time limit or lag, on my fully functional electronic equipment. No crashes, no memory deleting, no not-turning-on, no not-recognizing-games, none of that.
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Phlox
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Serpentine soil is nothing to me.
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Post by Phlox on May 15, 2014 15:36:13 GMT -5
Granted! Unfortunately, you fall into a coma and are unable to enjoy this.
I wish my toes weren't so cold.
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Post by FENRIS on May 15, 2014 17:05:17 GMT -5
Granted! Your toes are now engulfed in flames!
I wish I was a pirate!
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Post by Petrichor on May 15, 2014 20:38:36 GMT -5
Granted! Your ship and crew are immediately overtaken by another pirate ship and you die.
I wish that I was a pegasus pony!
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Mama Oak
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Post by Mama Oak on May 18, 2014 18:30:52 GMT -5
Granted! But you're just a little plastic toy Pegasus pony, and one that sits on some Brony's computer desk, never played with. Just a decoration collecting dust. And from where you're sitting, you can't even see the computer screen. :/
I wish eating a lot of peanut butter was really good for you, because damn that stuff is good.
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Phlox
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Post by Phlox on Jun 5, 2014 22:17:13 GMT -5
Granted. If you eat anything else you will die.
I wish my desktop were clean.
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Mama Oak
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Post by Mama Oak on Jun 9, 2014 2:01:26 GMT -5
Granted — it's absolutely spotless! ... Because someone stole all of your stuff. :c
I wish that me getting bleach stains on my favorite Han Solo t-shirt today was just a terrible nightmare and when I wake up in the morning it's in my closet perfectly 100% unmarked by my reckless cleaning escapade.
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Petrichor
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Post by Petrichor on Jun 9, 2014 16:34:52 GMT -5
Granted! But everything else is now stained with bleach. Literally every other article of clothing you have.
I wish that I wasn't losing my muse!
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Mama Oak
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Post by Mama Oak on Jun 11, 2014 23:51:51 GMT -5
Granted — your muse is safe. Now you're just losing your wits, bit by bit. Gradually becoming incoherent. You want to write, your muse is an inexhaustible reserve wanting so terribly to be released, but... what are words even? These strange letters which were once such friends are now unfamiliar...
I wish I had a working pair of headphones. D:
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FENRIS
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Post by FENRIS on Jun 12, 2014 17:17:32 GMT -5
Granted! You have a working pair of headphones!! But it's knotted so tightly that Mary Untier of Knots couldn't help you xD
I wish Assassin's Creed Unity would be released already!!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2014 22:42:56 GMT -5
Granted, but you don't have enough rewards/cash to buy it! I wish i could make money out of air!
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Mama Oak
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Post by Mama Oak on Jun 13, 2014 5:49:04 GMT -5
Granted. The power goes to your head. You get greedy. Now there's no oxygen, only fat stacks of cash. You're asphyxiating yourself in riches!
I wish I had a cookie right now, that sounds nice.
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Post by Petrichor on Jun 13, 2014 11:34:40 GMT -5
Granted!
THEY ARE WASP COOKIES.
I wish that paradoxical statements and questions didn't work on me!
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